Bowling For Soup - 99 Biker Friends Chords

Do do do do do,
Do do do do do,
Do do do do do,
Do do do do do


 - Intro:

D           
Do do do do do
D/C#
Do do do do do
G
Do do do do do
A
Do do do do do



- Verse:

D               D/C#            
Such a big man, such a little chick
  G                 A    
I think it all goes back to your tiny
D                    D/C#
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
       G                      A      
With a sticker on the window "rest in peace number 3".
D                     D/C# 
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
G                          A                 G                   A
7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face, such a pretty face.



 - Chorus:

D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
              G                 A     B               G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     
             D                 A
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.



 - Intro:

D           
Do do do do do
D/C#
Do do do do do
G
Do do do do do
A
Do do do do do


 
 - Verse 2

D                           D/C#
Tell her that you're sorry, blame it on the beer
G                          A
Your dad was mean to you, your friends think 
          D          D/C#
you're an a**hole, and I do too.
G                  A    
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
D                D/C#
Taking her away, but you won't say when.
G                                A                 G                     A
Hold her in your arms, tell her this won't happen again, when will this end?
             


 - Chorus:

D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
              G                 A     B               G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     
             D                 A
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...



 - Bridge:

B             A             G
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now, with his trusty nun
       B                A               G
Chuck Norris is still alive, so let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
A                                       G                               
All the dudes from danger danger ,let's get the A-Team
    A                               B                 G
50 Cent with his bling-bling and a couple of prison guards



 - Chorus:

D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D                  A                    G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
D                          A                      G  A
You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down
                B                A    B                G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     
             D                 A             
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.


 D        D/C#                      G          A
          I hope that you can run fast         start runnin' now  
(99 biker friends, I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians)
 D        D/C#                      G          A                    D
                                               We're gonna kick your ass 
(99 biker friends, I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians)