WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Benny Hill - What A World Chords | Ver. 2
Intro = C G C G
Verse 1
C F C F
Now it was Christmas Day in the jailhouse the old man sat in his cell
C Em Dm G
Put out your pudding for treacle he heard the warden yell
C F C F
If you want treacle on your pudding put it out without delay
C Em F C
The old man put out his pudding and the warden took it away
Chorus
G C
What a world what a place
F G C G
Ain't you glad you're a member of the human race
Verse 2
C F C F
Now the folksinger came from America to sing at the Albert Hall
C Em Dm G
He sang his songs of protest and fairer shares for all
C F C F
He sang how the poor were much too poor and the rich too rich by far
C Em F C
Then he drove back to his penthouse in his brand new Rolls Royce car
Chorus
G C
What a world what a place
F G C G
Ain't you glad you're a member of the human race
Verse 3
C F C F
Now Annie's a shorthand typist working for the BBC
C Em Dm G
Her brother Jackie's in prison doing three years for forgery
C F C F
Her sister Josie's in Holloway in Dartmoor is her Uncle Jim
C Em F C
And her dad runs a pirate radio ship but she never talks about him
Chorus
G C
What a world what a place
F G C G
Ain't you glad you're a member of the human race
Verse 4
C F C F
Now three old maids had a she cat kept her indoors night and day
C Em Dm G
Kept her away from the he cats thought she'd like it better that way
C F C F
Then one old maid went and got married the next morning she hastened to write
C Em F C
A note to the others which simply said let kitty out tonight
Chorus
G C
What a world what a place
F G C G
Ain't you glad you're a member of the human race
Verse 5
C F C F
Now the button was pressed the world destroyed leaving just one solitary man
C Em Dm G
And at the top of the Empire State Building his lonely existence began
C F C F
But his loneliness was too much so he jumped and he fell like a bird with one wing
C Em F C
And as he passed the seventh floor he heard the telephone ring
Chorus
G C
What a world what a place
F G C C F C F C G C
Ain't you glad you're a member of the human race