Nice Peter - Bald Guy Chords

[Verse]
Eb            Ab      Eb
June fourth 2005 will always be remembered
       Ab                Eb
As the day that I looked in to the mirror
    Ab                        Eb
And confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair.  Eb G Ab x2

Eb                         G          Bb
I could take a pill called Propecia,
          Ab           C   Bb
It causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.
Eb               G             Bb
I could join the hair club for man,
    Ab       C            Bb      C         Cm
The salesman told me it's only as much as a car
         Ab               Eb         G            Cm
To get a transplant, with only three weeks of head scabs
               Bb
That's not for me... No!
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah! 

[Instrumental]
Eb G Ab x2  Eb

               Gm Bb  Ab                                             Eb
I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,
          Gm Bb E                                        Eb          C       Cm
It's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that sh*t anywhere.
                         Ab              Eb           G        Cm                      Bb
I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cause if it's up to me

If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah! 

[Instrumental]
Eb G Ab x2  Eb

Cm    G                    Cm G Cm
Bruce Willis is f**king hot
Cm          G                               Ab
And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy,
                                Eb
I look just like that dude from Snatch.
                        Ab                                  Abm
I'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool,
                              Eb   G  Ab
No one will notice I'm a bald guy.
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy