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Jon Lajoie - Birthday Song Chords

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Birthday Song Chords

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                BIRTHDAY SONG
Jon Lajoie

Capo:   6th
Chords: G C D Em

It's your birthday today

What does that mean, I guess I’ll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
          D                                           G
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face

And nine months before that magical day

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and drinking wine

C          D
Happy birthday
Em         G
Happy birthday
D          G
Happy birthday

And when they got home they were horny as hell

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his penis was hard as a rock

And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
So they formed a sixty-nine
And your mom came at least three times

And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom

That he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake
D                                G
He had ejaculated and it was too late

C                     D
And then your mom got pregnant
Em            G
And your dad started crying
C                            D
He wanted your mom to get an abortion
Em            G
But your mom wanted a child
C                              D
And nine months later you were born
Em                        C                G
And then five months later your parents got a divorce
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