Woodbox Gang - Never Kissed A Girl Ukulele

Band: Woodbox Gang


Never Kissed A Girl

INTRO-CHORUS
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I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
F                G        F
She got drunk and cheated on me
F                        F        F
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
F            G     F
Murder in the first degree

VERSE 1
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I'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
F           G          F
I keep a steady hand on the gun
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She'd get all revved up and say “Come on in”
F                G     F
I'd say “Baby I'm already done”

CHORUS
  F                     F
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
G                          F
She got drunk and cheated on me
 F                     F
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
F            G    F
Murder in the first degree

VERSE 2      
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life

VERSE 3
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she's sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don't like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes