Woodbox Gang - Italian Plumber Lawsuit Ukulele

VERSE:
C                              F
I've been watching the news to see what new excuse
       G                                       C
they have for young people, committing violent acts.
C
Now they've hit on the truth, its because of all the
F                             G                                     C
meanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn't even argue the facts.

C
I've got a friend its such a shame,
              F
he spends his time with the video games
  G                           C
staring at colored glass, all day
C
And the plan floats in his brain,
         F
the poor boy's gone half insane
      G                              C
and i aim, to make the perpetrators pay.

CHORUS
G                       C
He spits fire, and eats flowers
         F                          G
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
           F       G           C       F
i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi
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I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
F        G               C                  F
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
           C                     G            C
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

VERSE:
Well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime,
there's those strategy books piled up like the Babylon tower.
and he swears on the blood of King Koopa,
he'll destroy all those dog-gone goombas,
his minds so strung out on that flower power.

CHORUS
He spits fire, and eats flowers
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
i am gonna sue, Mario and his brother Luigi
I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

VERSE
Well theres all kinds of video games,
that are leading this world to shame,
and i for one, im not gonna take it
well Ive got a friend who thinks he's Qbert,
and one whos gone wild over frogger,
and this one he'll only play ms pac-man naked.
but Im mostly concerned about that Italian plumber,
his princess, and his good for nothin brother,
their existence in this world is a disease.
But will i do anything about it?
I doubt it,
I guess we dont need another war with the Japanese!

CHORUS
He spits fire, and eats flowers
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi
I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

This is a fun little song from a Southern Illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille 

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UNDEAD JUST YET!