Woodbox Gang - If I Had My Druthers Ukulele

Band: Woodbox Gang


If I Had My Druthers
 
VERSE 1
         F
Don't you go motherf**kering me boys
         F                F
Don't you go motherf**kering me
         F
Don't you go motherf**kering me boys
         G                G
Don't you go motherf**kering me
F                                 C7
Well I'll tell you my brother and all of you others
   F                  G
If I had my druthers I'd be c**ks**kered
         F
Don't you go motherf**kering me boys
         G                F
Don't you go motherf**kering me
 
VERSE 2

I'll be strangled and stripped I'll be wet noodle whipped
Don't you go motherf**kering me
I'll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don't you go motherf**kering me
I'll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I'll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don't you go motherf**kering me boys
Don't you go motherf**kering me

VERSE 3
I'll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don't you go motherf**kering me
I'll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don't you go motherf**kering me                  
I'll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I'll hold the load of a horny toad
Don't you go motherf**kering me boys
Don't you go motherf**kering me