Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Stop Being So Cool And Get Silly Chords

Intro/Outro (can even be interchanged with Chorus)
[|Dm Dm F* Dm|C  C  Dm Dm|Dm Dm F* F*|Gm Gm F  F |]

Or an open Dm chord with the 4th n 5th strings doin' somethin' like this.
D|-0-0-0-0--3-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--3-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0--3-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
A|-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0--3-0-0-0--3-3-3-3--1-1-1-1-|

Verse
[|Dm Bb Dm Bb|Dm Bb F  Am|]

Pre-Chorus
[|Am Am Am Am|Gm Gm Gm Gm|]

Chorus
[|Dm Dm F  F |Dm Dm Gm F |]

F  = Low  F power chord 1st fret, 6th string
F* = High F power chord 8th fret, 5th string

Intro
Verse
            Dm
He's at the show
        Bb          Dm            Bb
talking feminism to get into your pants oh yeah
    Dm                  Bb     
Well   he'll quote Emma Goldman 
          F               Am  
but he'll never get up to dance
           Dm               Bb
And who are  these kids who come to the shows
Dm         Bb
determined not to have fun, well
Dm              Bb                    F     
I see them everywhere I go with their arms crossed
       Am                   Dm
in the back the whole night long

Intro
Pre-Chorus
Am                               Gm
One thing about rock and roll is that it's freedom yeah

Intro
Pre-Chorus
Am                                 Gm
The symbol and the literal and the theory and the practice

Chorus
                Dm              F                Dm      Gm F
So if you aren't  dead then you might as well be dancing
                 Dm                 F                Dm   Gm F
and if you aren't  dancing then you might as well be dead

Intro
Verse
                    Dm      Bb
I'm waiting for the show to end
   Dm         Bb
in rioting oh yeah
Dm                 Bb
to show us life is struggle
         F                 Am
so we're fighting or we're dying and my
Dm          Bb             Dm               Bb
politics of dancing is the only cause worth fighting for
     Dm          Bb               F                 Am         Dm
cause  after the revolution every intersection will be a dance floor

Intro
Pre-Chorus
Am                               Gm
One thing about rock and roll is that it's freedom yeah

Intro
Pre-Chorus
Am                                 Gm
The symbol and the literal and the theory and the practice

Chorus
                Dm              F                Dm      Gm F
So if you aren't  dead then you might as well be dancing
                 Dm                 F                Dm   Gm F
and if you aren't  dancing then you might as well be dead
                  Dm                 F                Dm   Gm F
yeah if you aren't  dancing then you might as well be dead
                  Dm                 F                Dm   Gm F
yeah if you aren't  dancing then you might as well be dead

Intro
Dm