Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Just Because I Don't Say Anything (Doesn't Mean I've Got Nothing To Say) Ukulele

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Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah
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More afraid of you than you are of me
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but if you leave some food out on the porch
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I might stay until theres nothing left to eat.
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I'd be sitting alone in a  lunch room in high school
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if I wasn't, sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville

Break
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Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
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has a whole as big as the one in my pockets
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I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
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But hell, you kissed like a rocket
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I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
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if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that
		     
didn't have a bedroom

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