Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid Tabs

Alrighty, this is a tab for Dare to be Stupid. This was just for fun.

Note: Most parts of the song are played using a keyboard. I just transcribed it to 
guitar. If you'd like to play it on guitar, be my guest.

intro

|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----12-12-----12-------10-10-----10--------------------------------|
|-9-9-------9-9----9-7-7-------7-7----7------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------| x3
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|


|-----------------------12----10----7---5----------------------------|
|-----------12-12----------12----10---7---5--------------------------|
|-----11-11-------11-11----------------------------------------------|
|-9-9----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

enter band


|-------------------------|             |-------------------------|
|-------------------------|             |-------------------------|
|-9-9-7-7-----------------|             |-------------------------|
|---------10-7-9----------|x3 and then  |-12-11-9-12-11-9-11-12---|
|----------------7--------|             |-------------------------|
|-------------------------|             |-------------------------|

A variation of the enter band part:

|-------------------------|             |-------------------------|
|-------------------------|             |-------------------------|
|-9-9-9-9-x-x-x-x---------|             |-------------------------|
|-9-9-9-9-x-x-x-x---------|x3 then      |-12-11-9-12-11-9-11-12---|
|-7-7-7-7-x-x-x-x---------|             |-------------------------|
|-------------------------|             |-------------------------|

actually you might not need to mute, but that's just how I play it and its easier to play.

verse
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------8-8--------------8-8----------------|
|-9-9-7-7----------9-9-7-7--------------9-7--------------9-7------------|
|---------10-7-9-----------10-7-9-----------10-7-9-----------10-7-9-----|
|----------------7----------------7----------------7----------------7---|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

|------------------7-8-8--------------------------------------------------|
|-10-10-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------9-7--------------9-7--------7-9-9-7-7----------9-9-7-7------------|
|-----------10-7-9-----------10-7-9-----------10-7-9-----------10-7-9-----|
|----------------------------------------------------7----------------7---|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

pre chorus

|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------0-0---0----0---0-2-2-0-2----2-0-2-2-2-0-2-----2-0-2--|
|-2-2---2----2---2-----2--------2---------------------------------------|
|-----2--------2--------------------------------------------------------|

|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------0-0---0----0---0-------------------------------------|
|-2-2---2----2---2-----2--------2---------------------------------------|
|-----2--------2--------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar solo(ish)

|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------2-222---0-2-2----4-444---2-4-4----------------------|
|-2-222---0-2-2-----------2----------------4----------------------------|
|-------2---------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

|-12----10---------------|
|----12----10-12----10---|
|----------------11----9-|
|------------------------|
|------------------------|
|------------------------|

When he says "it's like spitting on a fish"

|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-7-7---7-------7---9-9---9----9---13-13----13-----13----9-9---9----9---|
|-----7-------7---7-----7----9---9-------13-----13----13-----9----9---9-|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

"it's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free"

|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-7-7---7-------7---9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------|
|-----7-------7---7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|



When he says "dare to be stupid, its so easy to do we're all waiting for you!" do this:

|-7-----------------------------------|
|-----10---8---10---------------------|
|---9----9---9----9-9-9-7-7-----------| x2
|---------------------------10-7-9----|
|----------------------------------7--|
|-------------------------------------|
and for the instrumental do the enter band part again


And when he says "you can be a coffee achiever..." 
do the verse again but when he says "What did I say?", do this:

|-7-----------------------------------|
|-----10---8---10---------------------|
|---9----9---9----9-9-9-7-7-----------| x11
|---------------------------10-7-9----|
|----------------------------------7--|
|-------------------------------------|

and for the final part

|-7---------------------------------------------|
|-----10---8---10-------------------------------|
|---9----9---9----9-9-9-9-7---9-----------------|
|-------------------9-9-9-7---9-----------------|
|-------------------7-7-7-5---7-----------------|
|-----------------------------------------------|

this song was kind of hard to tab. Enjoy, and make the further adjustments if ever 
thera are any mistakes.