Weird Al Yankovic - Bob Ukulele

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I man am Regal, a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi

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Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot to hoot

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No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

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Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Warsaw was raw

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Was it a car or a cat I saw?


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Rise to vote, sir

Do geese see God?

"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod

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Rats live on no evil star

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Won't lovers revolt now?

Race fast, safe car

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Pa's a sap

Ma is as selfless as I am

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May a moody baby doom a yam?


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Ah, Satan sees Natasha

No devil lived on

Lonely tylenol

Not a banana baton

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No "X" in Nixon

O, stone, be not so

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O, Geronimo, no minor ego

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"Naomi," I moan

A Toyota's a Toyota

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A dog, a panic, in a pagoda


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Oh no, Don Ho!

Nurse, I spy gypsies--run!

Senile felines

Now I see bees, I won

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UFO tofu

We panic in a pew

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Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

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God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog