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Its All About The Pentiums

Its All About The Pentiums Guitar Tabs

Weird Al Yancovic - Its All About The Pentiums chords, tabs, tablatures, lyrics

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Its All About The Pentiums Guitar Tabs – Weird Al Yancovic

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It's All About The Pentiums 
 Weird Al 
 chorded by Chris Marks 

 All the chords are 5's. With that in mind, in order of appearance, the 
 chords are: 

 G xaccxx 
 F x8aaxx 
 Bb xdffxx 
 B xeggxx 
 A xceexx 

 As logic would dictate, if you see \ it means slide down 
 In the first chord pattern, it only means to slide down to the G again 
 In the rest of the song, it just means slide 

 riff: 
 E|----------------| 
 b|----------------| 
 g|c-b-a-----------| 
 d|-------c--b---8-| 
 a|----------------| 
 e|----------------| 

 Intro: 

 |1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|1---2---3---4---|

 | |G GG G F |F G GG Bb |G GG G |F G 
 GG Bb | 
 riff x4 

 Lyrics over the intro: 
 It's all about the pentiums baby, (over that empty bar at the beginning) 
 Uhh, uh-huh, yeah 
 Uhh, uh-huh, yeah 
 It's all about the pentiums, baby 
 It's all about the pentiums, baby 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (Yeah!!) 

 Verse 1: 

 G G G G 
 What y'all wanna do? 
 F G GG Bb \\ 
 Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers 
 G G G G 
 Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 
 F G G G Bb \\ 
 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? 
 (etc.) 
 Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? 
 Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills 
 Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills 
 I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM 
 I never feed trolls and I don'r read spam 
 Installed a T1 line in my house 
 Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse 
 Upgrade my system at least twice a day 
 I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K 
 I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short 
 I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support 
 It's all about the Pentiums, what? 
 G \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 
 You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen 
 B \\ 
 You've got white-out all over your screen 
 Bb \\ 
 You think your Commodore 64 is really neato 
 A 
 What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? 
 G \\\\ 
 You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh 
 B \\\\ 
 Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? 
 Bb\\\\ A 
 You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette 

 You're the biggest joke on the Internet 
 (etc.) 
 Your database is a disaster 
 You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster 
 Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in you parents' cellar 
 Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar 
 And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er 
 I should do the world a favour and cap you like Old Yeller 
 You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller 

 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 

 (riff) 
 Now what y'all wanna do? 
 (riff) 
 Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers 
 (pattern 1) 
 Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 
 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? 


 Uh, uh, loggin' in now 

 Wanna run wit my crew, hah? 

 Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? 
 B \\\\ 
 They call me the king of the spreadsheets 
 Bb \\\\ 
 Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets 
 A\\\\ 
 My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks 
 G \\\\ 
 But it was obsolete before I opened the box 
 B \\\\ 
 You say you've had your desktop for over a week? 
 Bb \\\\ 
 Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique! 
 A \\\\ 
 Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great 
 G \\\\ 
 If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight 
 (etc.) 
 My digital media is write-protected 
 Every file inspected, no viruses detected 
 I beta tested every operating system 
 Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em 
 While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' 
 It does all my work without me even askin' 
 B 
 Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide 
 Bb 
 I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side 
 A G 
 In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user 

 You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser 
 B 
 Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax 
 Bb 
 Where'd you get you CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? 
 A 
 Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you 
 G 
 If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you 

 What? 

 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 
 (riff) 
 It's all about the pentiums! 


 What y'all wanna do? 
 (riff) 
 Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers 
 (riff





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