Warren Zevon - Numb As A Statue Ukulele

     
Intro: C  F  C    C G C 

      C           F
I'm numb as a statue 
               C      G        C
I may have to beg, borrow or steal
        C           F
Some feelings from you 
      C               G      C
So I can have some feelings too

      C         F
I'm pale as a ghost
      C           G         C
You know what I love about you
        C               F 
That's what I need the most 
           C     G        C
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
        C           F
Some feelings from you
      C               G      C
So I can have some feelings too

   C                      F
I don't care if it's superficial 
      C            G        C 
You don't have to dig down deep
       C                    F
Just bring enough for the ritual
      C            G      C 
Get here before I fall asleep 

 C               F
Ain't nothing special
 C         G                C
When the present meets the past
  C                          F
I've always taken care of business
       C       G        C
I've paid my first and last

   C                      F
I don't care if it's superficial 
      C            G         C
You don't have to dig down deep
       C                    F
Just bring enough for the ritual
      C             G     C
Get here before I fall asleep

           C     G        C
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
       C             F
Some feelings from you
           C     G        C
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
      C              G       C
So I can have some feelings too.

           C      G       C
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
        C           F
Some feelings from you
           C     G         C
I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal
      C              G       C
So I can have some feelings too.