Tom Waits: Johnsburg, Illinois.
Here it is... only worked it out last night and I don't have my notes with me, but the main thing is that I pretty much worked out the really irritating chords:
This is off the Meisterwerk that is Swordfishtrombones...
She's my only true love
G (320033) Cdim? (xx4343)
She's all that I think of
Am (x02210) Bbdim? (xx2121)
Look here, in my wallet - that's her
Bbdim Em (022000) C (x32010) D (xx0232)
She grew up on a farm there...
there's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine
You see I just can't live without her
D7 (xx0212) G C
And I'm her only boy
G D/F# (2xx232) Em
She grew up outside McHenry...
D7 G C
In Johnsburg, Illinois.
G D Cdim?
... and does anyone know all the names for different sizes of champagne bottles? Magnum, Jezebel, Nebuchednezzer etc... maybe Balthezar?