C
Don't know who I insulted
G
Maybe it was you
G G7 C
The drink I had resulted in a tirade or two
C F
I went down to get in trouble, I accomplished that
G
Drank some drinks, flew off the handle
G7 C
Right off of the bat
Chorus
C
Drinks before dinner, wine with dinner
G
After dinner drinks
G
Single entendre, help me Ronda
G7 C
Look for my cufflinks
C
Come with me & you will see
F
That it all will be alright
G G7 C
Rudolph the red nosed wino is gonna guide my slay tonight
Some times when I drink too much
The next day I can't think
Sometimes when I drink too much
The next day I can't drink
Sometimes when I drink too much
I feel like throwing up
And sometimes when I drink too much
I cannot get it up
Chorus
Keep your hemp & your mushrooms
Your smack & nebutal
Me I'm into fruit & grains
Give me alcohol
Call thirsty, call me oral
Call me what you like
But when I'm sober call me loudon
Do not call me Mike
Cjorus
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