Loudon plays this on the banjo & picks out the melody. I've tried to do the same with the guitar. This is repeated throughout the whole song.
D Dsus4 D A D
-2h3-2-0-0h2-x-|-0-0---0-2-0-|-2--
-3---3-3-3---3-|-2-0h2-2-0-0-|-3--
-2---2-2-2---2-|-2-2---2-2-2-|-2--
-0---0-0-0---0-|-2-2---2-2-2-|-0--
-x---x-x-x---x-|-0-0---0-----|-0--
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D Dsus4 D
Dump the dog & feed the garbage
A D
Mow the floor & sweep the lawn
D Dsus4 D
Salt & pepper on my porridge
A D
Some day I'll be dead & gone
Oh my good girl loves me madly & my bad girl is a flirt
I'll take the good with the bad gladly
And I'll treat them both like dirt
Bread & butter for my breakfast, peanut butter for my lunch
Apple butter for my dinner
Marjorine for Sunday brunch
Baseball's fine Football's rougher basketballers are all tall
But I like hockey, hockey's tougher
You must play without a ball
It's too much bother & too much trouble, I have stood all I can stand
I'm a son & I'm a father
I am just a middle man
When I wake up in the morning I hop up right out of bed
Unless of course I am hung over
Then I pretend that I am dead
Repeat Verse 1
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