Voltaire - The Vampire Club Ukulele

this is how i play it. it sounds good on my guitar.
no guarentees you'rs will too.  but i stayed up all night watching cr*ppy quality 
videos of his live performances to learn it, so give me props for at least THAT.

Intro:
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Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
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Their leader was tall and snide and slim
     F
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
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"Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?"
               F
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"

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     Fangs were flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
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Number one rule in this game:
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Never call one by his real name
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Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
     F
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."


  F
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"
     G
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
          F
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
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While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
      F
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!


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           F
Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's allways upside down
  G
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
    F
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
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But if you really want to see some gore and blood
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Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club