WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Voltaire - Happy Birthday My Olde Friend Chords | Ver. 1
[INTRO]
Dm A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
A7
Any moment's your last breath
Dm
Here is to another day closer to death
Dm
The cake is on the table, And it is awfully bright
Gm
'Cause there's so many candles on top
Dm
But you are so decrepit, Your chest so tight
A7 Dm
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain Each time you feel a pain
Gm
Though you have arthritis and gout
Dm
'Cause when you start kvetching All your teeth fall out
A7 A7 A7 A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
Dm A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
A7
Any moment's your last breath
Dm
Here is to another day closer to death
Dm
Your skin is so worn out and old
A7
All over your body it's sagging
Dm
Especially loose is your old caboose,
A7 A7 Dm
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Dm
Well, you're an alcoholic And you're blind and deaf
A7
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
Dm
You're too old to remember, But you're too drunk to forget.
A7 A7 A7 A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
Dm A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
A7
Any moment's your last breath
Dm
Here is to another day closer to death
C Dm
You're so old you smell like dust,
C Dm
And now your bones begin to rust.
C Dm
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
A7 A7 A7 A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
Dm A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
A7
Any moment's your last breath
Dm
Here is to another day closer to death
Dm A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
A7
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer...
Gm A7 A7 Dm
to your sweet death
(strum to end)
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