WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Vandals - My First Xmas As A Woman Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
F Bb F Bb
F Bb F Bb
F Gm C
F Gm C
F Bb F
[Verse 1]
F Bb
With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
C F
and follow my dreams and deface
Dm Dm
A life of delusion and gender confusion
G C
No longer will be the case
[Instrumental]
F Bb F Bb
F Bb F Bb
[Verse 2]
F C# D
I never wanted army men or basketballs,
F C# D
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
Bb C E F Bb F Bb
And dressing up in mother's clothing
F C# D
My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
F C# D
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Bb C E F
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past
[Chorus]
Gm F E D
Now it feels like the very first time
C Bb A G
'cause it's going to be the very first time
F Bb F Bb
that Christmas feels right to me
Gm F E D
And I know that I'm looking good
C Bb A G
Just like a real girl should
F C F
It's my first Christmas as a woman
[Verse 2]
F C# D
A doctor reconstructed my genitals
F C# D
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
Bb C E F Bb F Bb
for a guy who could love a girl like me
[Chorus]
Gm F E D
I took the hormones and I got my breasts
C Bb A G F Bb F Bb
This season's gonna be the best to me
Gm F E D
I won't have to tuck it behind me
C Bb A G
Since I got my brand new vagina
F C F
It's my first Christmas as a woman
[Bridge]
A
Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
E A
My penis, chop it off
Dm A Dm
It's no use to me
G
Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off!
D G C
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be, a
F
Woooooooo ooohhhh!
[Instrumental]
F Bb F Bb
[Verse 3]
F C# D
Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
F C# D
to be a post operation transsexual
Bb C E F Bb F Bb
now I am a pretty lady
[Chorus]
Gm F E D
Now it feels like the very first time
C Bb A G
'cause it's going to be the very first time
F Bb F Bb
that Christmas feels right to me
Gm F E D
'Cause I know that I'm looking good
C Bb A G
Just like a real girl should
F C F
It's my first Christmas as a woman