Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty Ukulele

The Vandals
"Appreciate my honesty"
Internet Dating Superstuds


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   C    Cmaj7   Am      F      G   C#maug5




          C                  Cmaj7
I used to take you out nearly every night.
       Am                           C
Acting interested in everything you like.
          Cmaj7                Am
Painfully pretending you we're everything I wanted.

[Chorus:]
F               G           C                        F             G               
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
       C
Please appreciate my honesty.


                 C                 Cmaj7         Am                                C
I'm so glad that I can lay around, hand in pants without a chance of disappointing you.
                Cmaj7        Am 
Never listening, or helping except for a critique or two.

[Chorus:]
F               G           C                        F             G
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
       C
Please appreciate my honesty. Appreciate my honesty 

[Bridge:]

Am                      C#maug5         C
I'm so happy that we've gotten past the lies.
Am             C#maug5         C
If you don't believe me start again with any other guy.
C                                                                               C
They'll be nice and really try but soon like me they'll realize: that it's a lie.
               Cmaj7
Over time I've let myself go.
Am                                  C                Cmaj7          Am
But I'm not going to let you go unless you want to go and pick me up some food or something 

nice.

[Chorus:]
F               G           C                        F             G
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
       C
Please appreciate my honesty.
F               G           C                        F             G
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
       C
Please appreciate my honesty. Appreciate my honesty.