Truckstop Honeymoon - The Woman You Married Ukulele

Truckstop Honeymoon - The Woman You Married

Capo on 6th Fret

Intro: Strum E and stop

Vocals only     E
Do   you   remember?
                G
Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?
                C
I would rather not!


But if I must
                F
Then by God I will
          C              G
Let me refresh your memory 
         C
I am still

Vocals Only     A
The Woman you married
                 C
And don't you forget it
                   G
I like my guitars loud

I am angry and proud

                C
And you will regret it
                 F
If you think I will be
             C
But I never was
                         G
You can't make Betty Crockett

An idol punk rocker
            C
Why why because


Vocals only         E
I like speed and cocaine
              G
and good red wine

and lately I am sober
                  C
too much of the time


But the devil is in me
                  F
and he's had his fill
                     C
and when he breaks free
                 G
You're going to see
            C
That I am still

Vocals only      A
The woman you married
                   C
I ain't changed a bit
                                    G
For all the children that I have carried

I am the fat ass you married
                C
the hat still fits!


Vocals only     E
Do   you   remember?
                G
Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?
                C
I would rather not!


But if I must
                F
Then by God I will
          C              G
Let me refresh your memory 
         C
I am still

REFRAIN

Vocals Only     A
The Woman you married
                C
The Woman you married
                   G
The hatchets are buried

The children are carried
                      C
I am the woman you married

OUTTRO

Vocals Only     E     Strum down on E 6 times to end
The Woman you married