Trey Parker - Merry Fucking Christmas Chords

[Verse 1]

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I heard there is no Christmas
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In the silly Middle East
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No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
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They have different religious beliefs
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They believe in Muhammad
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And not in our holiday
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And so every December
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I go to the Middle East and say

[Chorus 1]

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Hey there Mr Muslim
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Merry f**king Christmas
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Put down that book the Koran
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And hear some holiday wishes
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In case you haven't noticed
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It's Jesus's birthday
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So get off your heathen Muslim ass
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And f**king celebrate

[Verse 2]

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There is no holiday season
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In India I've heard
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They don't hang up their stockings
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And that is just absurd!
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They've never read a Christmas story
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They don't know what Rudolf is about
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And that is why in December
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I'll go to India and Shout

[Chorus 2]

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Hey there Mr. Hinduist
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Merry f**king Christmas
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Drink Eggnog and eat some beef
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And pass it to the missus.
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In case you haven't noticed
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It's Jesus's birthday
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So get off your heathen Hindu ass
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And f**king celebrate!

[Verse 3]

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Now I heard that in Japan
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Everyone just lives in sin
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They pray to several Gods
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And put needles in their skin
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On December 25th
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All they do is eat a cake
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And that is why I go to Japan
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And walk around and say

[Chorus 3]

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Hey there Mr. Shintoist
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Merry f**king Christmas
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God is going to kick your ass
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You infidelic pagan scum.
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In case you haven't noticed
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There's festive things to do
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So lets all rejoice for Jesus
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And Merry f**king Christmas to you.

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On Christmas Day I travel 'round the world and say
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Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
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Merry f**king Christmas, To You!