Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath Ukulele

Tuning: Standard


[ Notes ]
This is my first tab so please be kind. I hope this helps you!

E* = The second Octave of E. So a bar chord on the 7th fret, shown below!
   | 7 |
   | 9 |
   | 9 |
   | 9 |
   | 7 |
   | x |

[ Intro ]E

E                                                       B
I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
                                                 E
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
                                                B
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
                                                      E
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild


E*                                                       B
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
                                                 E*                      
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
                                                     B                   
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
                                                                        
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly



[ Chorus ]
E                       A                     B        
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
E*                     C  B                                                 
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
E                       A         B                         
My wife's a psychopath. Always on the warpath
E         B          E                                                   
After me, mentally deranged!

[ Same Pattern as before ]
I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scr*pes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

[Chorus Again]

[ Now the Guitar Solo ]
F - F - A# - C :: Play this 3 Times
F - C - F  - C :: Play this Once

[Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone]
so,
E is now F
A is now A#
B is now C

[Outro :: Bass first then Guitar follows]
D# slide to F :: Listen to song for when to slide

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

[ Thats the end of my first Chord ]
[ I hope it helps you ]