Tool - Maynard's Dick Tabs

This is the hidden track from Salival called "Maynard's Dick"
Guitar 1 is electric, guitar 2 is acoustic, except at the end where they are 
both distorted electrics. Listen to the song to get the rhythms straight tuning 

Key:

h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
pm. = palm mute
b = 1/2 bend
B = full bend
A.H. = artificial harmonic	

	Intro - Guitar 1
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------7-----------|
D|---2---5---7---7---5---|
A|---2---5---5---7---5---|
E|---0---3-------5---3---|

	Verse - Guitar 2
Play this with the first part.
e|---0---3---2---0-------|
B|---0---3---3---2-------|
G|---1---0---2---2-------|
D|---2---0---0---2-------|  x4
A|---2---2-------0-------|
E|---0---3---------------|
	
	Chorus - Guitar 2                   Guitar 1
e|---3---0---------------|          |-----------------------|
B|---3---0---------------|   x3     |-----------------------|
G|---0---1---------------|          |-----------------------|
D|---0---2---------------|   WITH   |---5---2---------------| 
A|---2---2---------------|          |---5---2---------------|
E|---3---0---------------|          |---3---0---------------|

	4th Time
e|---3---0---------------|          |-----------------------|
B|---3---2---------------|          |-----------------------|
G|---0---2---------------|          |-------2---------------|
D|---0---2---------------|   WITH   |---5---2---------------|
A|---2---0---------------|          |---5---0---------------|
E|---3-------------------|          |---3-------------------|

	Verse #2 - Guitar 2
e|--------0-----0-------3-----3-------2-----2----------------------|
B|----------0-------------3---------3---3--------------------------|
G|------------1-------------0-----2-------2-------2---0h2p0---0----|
D|------2-------------0---------0---------------2---2-------2------|   x2
A|----2-------------2-------------------------0--------------------|
E|--0-------------3------------------------------------------------|

	Kick into distortion at the "Kinda like the way you're breathin'" part. 
It's guitar 1 from here on out.
	Chorus x4

	Bridge
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------|   x2
A|-----0/////////--------|
E|---0-------------------|

e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------|   x4
A|-----------3h5-7-------|
E|---0--0-3h5------------|

e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5---7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5----|   
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
                        A.H all 7's--------

e|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------9---11---12---14---16-------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2---5---7---10---7---9----10---12---14-------------|
E|---0---3---5---8--------------------------------------|
   pm-------------
	Then play the 16th fret on G - string through the chorus one last time, 
throw in a few bends and stuff.

	End x2 Guitar 1                 Guitar 2
e|-----------------------|          |-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------|          |-----------------------------|           
G|---14-12-14-12-14-12---|   WITH   |-----------------------------|
D|-----------------------|          |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----|
A|-----------------------|          |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----|
E|-----------------------|          |---5---3---5---3---5---3-----|
            Guitar 1     and finally...  Guitar 2
e|-----------------------|          |-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|          |-----------------------|
G|---14-12---------------|   WITH   |-----------------------|
D|---------14------------|          |---7---5---2-----------|
A|-----------------------|          |---7---5---2-----------|
E|-----------------------|          |---5---3---0-----------|


Lyrics:
it's  all an  open center
opens up and lets the wind lift him away
it doesn't have to feel water
lets just embrace the feel like that
kinda like the way you're breathing
i kinda like the way you keep looking away
would you like to glide on
slide a mile six inches and then climb on maynard's dick

theres a shyness found in reason
apprehensive influence swallow away
you seem to feel abysmal take it
then you're careful brace for sure
kinda like the way you're breathing
kinda like the way you keep looking away
would you like to climb on
climb on my six inches and go down on maynard's dick

took you out in the back of the toolshed
put it right on  top of your forehead
took you out in the back of the toolshed
now you know what you're f**kin with...maynard's dick