WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Tom Waits - Filipino Box Spring Hog Ukulele | Ver. 1
The timings on this song are all over the place, and it
really helps if you have a mate with a bass drum.
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FILIPINO BOX SPRING HOG
Am G
I hung on to Mary's stump, I danced with a soldier's glee
Am G
With a rum soaked crook, And a big fat laugh, I spent my last dollar on thee
Am G
I saw Bill Bones, I gave him a yell, Kehoe spiked the nog
Am G Am
With a chain link fence, And a scr*p iron jaw, Cookin up a Filipino Box
Spring hog
G Am G Am
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog
Am G
Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen mare
Am G
Donned himself with chicken fat, Sawin on a jawbone violin there
Am
Kathleen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal
G Am
underwear bra, I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
G Am
And I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
G Am G Am
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Am G
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and bay
Am G
Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain, Don't give a hoot what they say
Am G
Ya gotta slap that hog, Roll 'em over twice, Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom
Am G Am
You gotta swat them flies, And chain up the dogs, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
G Am G Am
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog
Am G
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs, Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Am G
Tain't the mince meat filagree, And it ain't the turkey neck stew
Am G
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds, Though she made them especial for you
Am
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the
G
dogs
Am G
Jaheseus Christ I can always make room, When they're cookin up a Filipino
Am
Box Spring Hog
G Am G Am
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog