Tom Green - Rub Your Balls Ukulele

Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)


OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.

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F F F F

F          C               G                C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F          C                G               C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F                 C                  G                 C
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

C C C C

F C G C (2x)

F      C        G      C    F         C            G          C
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

F C G C

F          C                G                   C
Hey kids, feel your balls,     so you don't get cancer
F          C                G                  C
Hey kids, feel your balls,      you don't want cancer
F                C                  G                C
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
C
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
F          C               G                C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F         C               G                  C
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
C
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
F          C                   G                         C
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
        F                C                     G                  C
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
C
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
C
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
F                     C             G                    C
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
F                    C                 G                           C
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
    F                       C
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
F       C               G                                  C
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

         F                       C              G                 C
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
         F                     C              G                 C
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
C
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
F                       C               G                 C
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time