WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Todd Snider - I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty Ukulele | Ver. 1
Intro
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VERSE 1
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D
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county
C G
And I was the loneliest man in the whole damn world
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But I had me a fool-proof plan
G Em
That I learned from my old man
Am D G
I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl
VERSE 2
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I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me
C G
She looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake
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But as I gulped down another round
G Em
I said Hey, woman, hang around
Am D G
You're gettin' better looking with every drink I take
CHORUS 1
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Cause I can drink any woman pretty
C D G
Just give me a bottle and a little time
C G Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
Am D G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
INTERLUDE
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VERSE 3
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She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first me her
C G
She had floppy ears and this big old busted nose
C G Em
It was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth
Am D G
And them slobby old smelly mismatched dime-store clothes
VERSE 4
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But Johnnie Walker spiced up her wardrobe
C G
And Bourbon straightened out that busted nose
C G Em
A couple of vodka shots added a little bit of dental work
Am D G
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marilyn Monroe
CHORUS 1
C D G
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
C D G
Just give me a bottle and a little time
C G Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
Am D G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
C G Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
Am D G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine