Toby Keith - Have I Got A Present For You Chords

HAVE I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
TOBY KEITH
A COLBERT CHRISTMAS: A GIFT FOR ALL

CAPO: II

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I CANT BELIEVE WHAT CHRISTMAS HAS COME TO TODAY
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ALL THESE ATHEISTS AND JUDGES TRYIN TO TAKE IT AWAY
NO CAROLS IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS, NO TREES IN CITY HALL
AND THEY WISH YOU SEASON GREETINGS AT THE SHOPPING MALL
D
AINT YOU SICK OF IT ALL

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WELL THERES A WAR ON CHRISTMAS ITS UNDER ATTACK
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BUT THIS YEAR AMERICA IS TAKING IT BACK
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SEPERATE CHURCH AND STATE THATS WHAT SOME LAWYERS SAID
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I SAY ITS TIME WE SEPERATED HIM FROM HIS HEAD
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YOU COULD CALL ME UN-CHRISTIAN BUT THATS NOT TRUE
           D
CAUSE HAVE I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU

CHRISTMAS IS AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE
ITS A LATE DECEMBER VERSION OF THE 4TH OF JULY
AND THEY MAY GO BY A DIFFERENT NAME
BUT UNCLE SAM AND SANTA CLAUS ARE ONE AND THE SAME
SO BOYS TAKE AIM

WELL THERES A WAR ON CHRISTMAS ITS UNDER ATTACK
BUT THIS YEAR AMERICA IS TAKING IT BACK
SEPERATE CHURCH AND STATE THATS WHAT SOME LIBERALS SAID
I SAY ITS TIME WE LIBERTATED HIM FROM HIS HEAD
YOU COULD CALL ME UN-CHRISTIAN BUT THATS NOT TRUE
IVE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE THIS CHRISTMAS BABY JESUS TIS OF THEE
                                  F          D
IM PLACIN 50 SHINY STARS ATOP THE STATUE OF LIBERTREE
                C
THEN ILL GO AND JINGLE THE LIBERTY BELL
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POST OLD GLORY WITH AND ELF
C
IF YOU SAY I CANT DECK MY HALLS
D
THEN ILL DECK YOU MYSELF

KEY SHIFT - SLIDE TO CAPO III

WELL THERES A WAR ON CHRISTMAS ITS UNDER ATTACK
YEAH THIS YEAR SAINT NICHOLAS IS TAKING IT BACK
HES FIRIN GUNS FROM HIS REINDEER DROPPIN BOMBS FROM HIS SLED
THIS YEAR IF YOU WERE NAUGHTY YOUR AS GOOD AS DEAD
HE WEARS RED AND WHITE BUT YOU CAN THROW IN BLUE
AND HAS HE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
SAINT TOBYS HAS GOT ONE TOO
YEAH WE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
AS IN THE ACLU

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