Tim Wilson - First Baptist Bar And Grill Chords

[Verse 1]
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Well, the church burned down and no one knew
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What the Pentecost Baptists was gonna do
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The Sunday brimstone got so dadgum hot
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It burned up a church bus in the parkin' lot
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In a panic the reverend Dr. White
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Called up an ex-member than hadn't lived right
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He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
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It's the same Joe's he'd preached against

[Verse 2]
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He said I don't really want to be a hypocrite
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I got a Sunday school class that's about to s**t
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We're all excited about revival week
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And moved by the spirit so to speak
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With all the souls we saved and the money we spent
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We thought God told us to sell that tent
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I got a famous evangelist supposed to come
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And done run out of chairs, will you loan us some?

[Verse 3]
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Joe says hell you can just use the whole dang place
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A9 on the jukebox "Amazing Grace"
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I ain't supposed to open because of them blue laws
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But we'll open tonight if it's alright with y'all
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Preacher said well I reckon that'd be OK
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The good Lord works in mysterious ways
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I was gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth
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And I reckon I can do it from the DJ booth

[Chorus 1]
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At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
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It's the only church in the bible belt that
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smells like a whiskey still
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When the sinners finish one more round
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We'll have dinner on the ground
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And go inside and hell [pause]
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pray we don't get killed

[Verse 4]
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The Evangelist came with a well-dressed choir
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They showed up around happy hour
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Looked around the joint and didn't take it real well
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said the White ministry has gone to hell
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Ms. Mills that taught youth Sunday school
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And two deacons in the back room shootin' pool
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Were sharin' the Lord with a Jim Beam rep
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Who was teachin' Ms. Mills some line dance steps

[Verse 5]
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Reverend White was readin' from the book of Luke
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To a tall, drunk trucker about to puke
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He had John 3:16 memorized
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Tryin' to dry him out to get him baptised
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The evangelist yelled about the lights and the beer
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Said White you can't save any souls in here
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This place ain't nothin' but a den of sin
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Ain't the kind of place Baptists ought to be in
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Preacher said well we don't really need y'all here
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You didn't do a very good job last year
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Only saved one sinner, that's Todd McGuire
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And he's the little son of a b***h that set my church on fire
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Joe's beer joint has done been revived
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Only been here an hour and I done saved five.
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Sure it's got mirrors and a big dance floor
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But I finally found the flock God called me for.

[Chorus 2]
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At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
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It's the only church in the bible belt
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that smells like a whiskey still
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Not a stained glass window anywhere in site,
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Just a blood-stained floor and neon lights,
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And the communion wine    [PAUSE]
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is always chilled.

[Verse 6]
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We're here every Sunday;  We're livin' large;
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We're the only church with a cover charge.
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And if you don't like our doctrine
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and think we ain't devout,   [PAUSE]

We'll have our bouncer throw your butt out …
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Of the First Baptist Bar   and Grill