Tim Minchin - The Pope Song Chords

Pope Song in F

A 0-0-2-2-2-0
Bb 1-1-3-3-3-1
Bbm 1-1-3-3-2-1
C 0-3-2-0-1-0
C7 0-3-2-3-1-0
Caug 0-3-2-1-1-0
D7 x-0-0-2-1-2
F 1-3-3-2-1-1
G 3-2-0-0-0-3
G7 3-2-0-0-0-1

[F] f**k the motherf**ker / f**k the motherf**ker
f**k the motherf**ker he's a [C7] f**king motherf**ker
f**k the motherf**ker / f**k the f**king f**ker
f**k the motherf**ker he's a [F]total f**king f**ker
[Bb]f**k the motherf**ker / [Bbm]f**k the motherf**ker
[F]f**k the motherf**ker, f**king [D7]f**k the motherf**ker
[G]f**k the motherf**ker / [C7]f**k the motherf**king [F]Pope
[2nd string a: 3---5---3]

[F]f**k the motherf**ker, and f**k you, motherf**ker
If you think that motherf**ker is [C7]sacred
If you cover for another motherf**ker who's a kiddy f**ker
f**k you, you're no better than the [F]motherf**king rapist
And if [Bb]you don't like the swearing that this [Bbm]motherf**ker forced from me
And [F]reckon it shows moral or [D7]intellectual paucity
Then [G]f**k you, motherf**ker, this is [G7]language one employs
When [C7]one is f**king cross about [Caug]f**kers f**king boys

[F]I don't give a f**k if call’ng the Pope a motherf**ker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an un[C7]thinking apostate
This has naught to do with other f**king godly motherf**kers
I'm not interested right now in f**king [F]scriptural debate
There are [Bb]other f**king songs and there are [Bbm]other f**king ways
I'll be a [F]re-lig-ious apologist on [D7]other f**king days
But the [G]fact remains if you protect a [G7]single kiddy f**ker
Then [C7]Pope [no chord] or prince or plumber, you're a f**king motherf**ker

You see [F]I don't give a f**k what any other motherf**ker
Believes about Jesus and his [C7]motherf**king mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these f**kers
While those beliefs don't impact on the [F]happiness of others
But if you [Bb]build your church on claims of f**king [Bbm]moral authority
And with [F]threats of hell impose it on [D7]others in society
Then [G]you, you motherf**kers, can ex[G7]pect some f**king wrath
When it [C7]turns out you've been f**king us in our [Caug]motherf**king asses

So [F]f**k the motherf**ker, and f**k you, motherf**ker
If you're still a motherf**king [C7]papist
If he covered for a single motherf**ker who's a kiddy f**ker
f**k the motherf**ker, he's as [F]evil as the rapist
And if you [Bb]look into your motherf**king [Bbm]heart and tell me true
If this [F]motherf**king stupid f**king [D7]song offended you
With its [Bb]filthy f**king language and its [C]f**king disrespect
If it [A]made you feel angry, go [D7]ahead and write a letter
But if you [Bb]find me more offensive than the [C]f**king possibility
The [Bb]Pope protected priests when they were [C]getting f**king fiddly
Then [Bb]listen to me motherf**ker, [C]this here is a fact
[A]You are just as morally mis[D7]guided as that motherf**king
[Bb]power-hungry, self-aggrandized [C7]bigot in the stupid f**king [F]hat