WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Tim Hawkins - Time Of Your Life Chords | Ver. 1
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Hey honey have you gained some weight at your rear end
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the dress you wear reminds me of my old girl friend
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And where'd you get those shoes i think they're pretty lame
Em D C G
would you stop talking, 'cause i'm trying to watch the game
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Interlude]
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G G C D
[Verse 2]
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I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
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I didn't ask you but i knew it'd be okay
Em D C G
Go make some dinner while i watch that fishing show
Em D C G
I taped it over our old wedding video
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Instrumental]
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G G C D
G G C D
G G C D
Em D C G
Em D C G
[Verse 3]
G C D
Your cooking is okay, but not like mother makes
G C D
The diamond in your ring i bought you is a fake
Em D C G
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
Em D C G
Happy anniversary! I bought you a treadmill
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
Em G Em G
If you're the man who doesn't want to be killed with a knife
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Outro]
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