Tim Hawkins - My Arms Are Broken Chords

Verse 1- 
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last Saturday, my friends took me, out on their new boat, to water ski.
        C                 Cmaj9                    Am7
I didn't know how to, so I tried to fake, till they hit the gas, and dragged
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me round the the lake.

Chorus-
             C             Cmaj9                   Am7                 F
my arms are broken, and my legs are, too, this is not a blast, I mean, nobody cares.
            C    Cmaj9  Am7  F
my arms ar- Eh, ooh, ow ow.

Verse-
     C               Cmaj9        Am7                    F
I remember when, not long ago, my friends took me to ski in the snow.
      C                   Cmaj9                        Am7            
I got off the lift, and I grabbed my poles, and then I tumbled down,
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and next thing I know.

Chorus-
             C              Cmaj9                  Am7            
my arms were broken, and my legs were, too, well I had no hope, on a black
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diamond slope.
             C               Cmaj9                    Am7          
my arms were broken, I can't forget that day, well I should have chilled, and   
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took the bunny hill.
            C
my arms ar- Arrgh!

Bridge-
         C                   Cmaj9                     Bb
If I had just one wish, only one demand, is that you'd call the nurse, to change 
Am7
my bed pan.
           C                  Cmaj9                    Bb
I would do it myself, with my own two hands, but I can not because my arms are 
Cmaj9
bro-o-ken.

Ehh Aragha!
        C
They're broken.