Tim Hawkins - Colonoscopy Song Ukulele

Tim Hawkins
Colonoscopy Song



Intro: Cm    Fm   G   Cm  2x

Verse 1:
Cm                                                   Fm
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,

G                                                         Cm
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,

Cm                                     
But you knew the day was coming,

Fm
It was always meant to be.

Cm                                                      G       Cm    
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! 


Chorus:
Fm                                Cm
Oh colon colon colonoscopy

G                                              Cm
A wonderful procedure I'm shure you will agree

Fm                                           Cm
Numbers up it time to take one for the team 

G                                           Cm
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.


Verse 2:
Cm                                                      Fm
There is some preparation that you should know about,

G                                                         Cm
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,

Cm                                                  Fm
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,

G                                                  Cm
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!


Chorus 2:
Fm                       Cm 
Oh colon colon colonoscopy, 

G                                            Cm 
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, 

Fm
Stay close to a bathroom,

Cm
Careful when you sneeze,

G                                      Cm
You cant get away from colonoscopy!


Verse 3:
Cm
Its not a lot of pleasure

Fm
Its not a lot of fun,

G                                                  Cm
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,

Cm                         Fm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!

G                               Cm
You lay down on the table then THANK you ma'am!


Chorus 3:
Fm              Cm
Oh colon colon colonoscopy

G                               Cm
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see

Fm                      Cm                       
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!

G                                         Cm
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!