Tim Hawkins - 3rd Wheel Ukulele

Intro:C G Fadd9 C G Fadd9 C
C                                 G
My girlfriend dumped my five days ago
                                              C
You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know
                                G
Yeah two is company three is a crowd
                                                     Fadd9
But Friday nights coming up and I heard you're going out
                          C
Well I've been down since she's been gone
    G
And if you don't mind I'd like to tag along

And be a 


Fadd9
Third wheel
         C
Would it be alright 
        G
I ain't got nothing going 
      Fadd9          C
Can I hang with yall tonight
Fadd9
Third wheel
G
Don't let me stay home
           C
I know you wanna be together but I don't wanna be alone 


C                                 G
We can go walking and look at the moon
                                        C
Or get a hot fudge sunday with an extra spoon
                                                  G
You can park the car run your fingers through her hair
                                   Fadd9          C
I'll be in the back seat you won't even know I'm there
    Fadd9               C
How bout the cheesecake factory 
G
Just you and her and me 

I'm gonna be a



Fadd9
Third wheel
          C
Wouldn't it be great
G                                C
Don't mind me carry on with your date
Fadd9
third wheel
C                 G
Don't let me stay home

I know you wanna be together

But I don't wanna be alone



Fadd9            C
Lets go shopping give me the keys
       G               Fadd9      C
Or and awkward pic-nic by the oak tree
Fadd9                      C
We could stay in and watch DVD's
G
Or you could play twister and I could referee

I'm gonna be a 




Fadd9
third wheel
       C
That's what I'll do
G                        Fadd9      C
You can act like I ain't irratating you
Fadd9
Third wheel
C
I'll make myself at home

Thanks to you two
                     (Play intro again)
I'll never be alone




C                                    C     C
Here we go and a one and a two and a third wheel!