Tim And Eric - I Can Wait Ukulele

C
I know she won't mind me watching her

F                              C

Three hundred feet is what the judge said

C

It ain't a crime to have binoculars

F                           C

Peep through the window and watch her in bed

 

C                      C
As long as I can masturbate

F     C

In my car

F     C

I can wait

 

 

C
I'll break in through her backdoor

F                        C

Put on a mask to set the mood

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Then she'll know that I'm the man for her

F                            C

She'll never go back to that other dude

 

C                      C
No, they can't call it rape

F          C

If she concedes

F           C

Her body to me



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