Tiger Lillies - Terrible Ukulele

  Tiger Lillies - Terrible 


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On Mondays murder children, 
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little girls and boys
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I put my hands around their throats 
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till they don't make a noise
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Tuesdays torture animals, 
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pull off small birds wings
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Watch them as they bleed to death, 
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then they don't sing
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Wednesdays I defecate 
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on a priest's front door
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If the priest he does complain, 
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I just do it some more
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Thursdays I Molatov 
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the local orphans home
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Love those little orphans, 
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charred unto the bone

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I'm terrible, terrible, 
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shouldn't be allowed
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To sing my songs of filth 
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to a decent crowd

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On Fridays sodomise 
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tender virgin nuns
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Tie them up, lear at them, 
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and then I have my fun
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Saturdays I stand and sing my 
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sad, sad, sick, sick songs
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To anyone who listens, 
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who in the head is wrong
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Sundays, Sundays, 
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the day I love the best
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I rape, murder and pillage 
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while other people rest

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I'm terrible, terrible, 
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shouldn't be allowed
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To sing my songs of filth 
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to a decent crowd

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I'm terrible, terrible, 
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shouldn't be allowed
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But when I do offend someone 
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it makes me feel so proud