They Might Be Giants - Museum Of Idiots Ukulele

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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They built this whole neighborhood
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out of wood, out of wood.
 
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I guess I'll still be around
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when they burn, burn it down.
 
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I will be standing around when they burn it down.
 
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Here in the Museum of Idiots.
 
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[Verse 2]
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Honey, I'm there when you need me,
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please believe me, please believe me.
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I'll still be right where you left me,
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if you manage to forget me.
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Where we met is where you may forget.
 
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Here in the Museum of Idiots.
 
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[Bridge]
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If you and I had any brains,
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we wouldn't be in this place.
 
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[Verse 3]
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Chop me up into pieces
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if it pleases, if it pleases.
 
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And when the chopping is through,
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every piece will say, "I love you."
 
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Every piece of me will say "I love you."
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Here in the Museum of Idiots.
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Every piece of me will say "I love you, you you"
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Here in the Museum of Idiots.
 
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