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The Weepies - Dating A Porn Star Ukulele

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Dating A Porn Star Ukulele

(ver. 1)
The Weepies
This is a great song to cover by the Weepies, off their album "Happiness." 
This is my first time tabbing/chording, but I have been playing for years. 
The other version was done without the capo, this version I am doing is with
the capo, capo on the 5th fret. If you don't have a capo, look at the other 
version. 

Relative to capo
G is played |320033|
C is played |x32033|
D is played |xx0232|
Em is played |022000|
D/F# is played |200232|
A is played |50005x|
G/B is played |x20030|
A# is played |x10030|

There are a lot of hammer-ons and offs based around the G, C, and D chords.
I'll let you figure them out :-)

Capo 5

Intro: G C G D 

G                  C                     
Dating a porn star, it isn't all roses
G                       D                
She leaves you home on a Saturday night
G                    C                    
You can go crazy with thoughts and supposes
G                            D                Dsus D
Lose the thin thread between what's wrong and right

     C        D         G         
So Starlight won't you kiss me
    C                  D         
For I have missed you so
    C      D                            
Just like the others
    G                    
And all of their brothers
      C      D        G
I've come to see the show

      G                                   C
The strip club crowd looks like a sad constellation
      G                                   D
But I hold your heart like the sky holds the moon
     G                   C
I'm cast down outside 'cause they don't allow boyfriends
     G                         D
Star won't you tell me you're coming home soon

     C        D         G         
So Starlight won't you kiss me
    C                  D         
For I have missed you so
    C      D                            
Just like the others
    G                    
And all of their brothers
      C      D        G
I've come to see the show                                                 



       Em            D/F#        G
Playing cards with the bouncer to let me back in
    Em              D/F#       G 
I hear them announce her and I hear her begin
   Em       D/F#          G            A       
Sometimes I think that I was born to lose
      C     G/B     A#          D           
My money, my shirt, my socks and my shoes

   G                C                        
Dating a porn star, it's bad news brother
   G                         D              
You wonder how long 'til the coming of day
   G                    C                  
And wait by the sparkly curtains of heaven
   G                         D             
The stars look so pretty from so far away


     C        D         G         
So Starlight won't you kiss me
    C                  D         
For I have missed you so
    C      D                            
Just like the others
    G                    
And all of their brothers
      C      D        G
I've come to see the show  


La la's are the same basically as the intro
            
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