The Pink Spiders - Modern Swingers Ukulele

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She's out of luck,and out of hope and out of cigarettes.
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Misunderstood with naked pictures on the internet
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Her social deviance is teasing me, I know what I want
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AND I'M REALLY GONNA REALLY LET HER KNOW THAT I LIKE HER
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BUT I JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO FOOL AROUND WITH LOVE

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Yeah my baby's pretty as a car crash
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Sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm 
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just another modern swinger
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screaming "catch me if you can" 
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with a cigarette in hand and it's love
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its heavy and it hurts and its love

Strung out on blow 
She doesn't know why she's not feeling good
Dropped out of school 
Now she's moving out to Hollywood
Her reckless decadance is taking things a little too far
And I'm really gonna really let her know that I like her 
But I just don't care enough to fool around with love

Yeah my baby's pretty as a car crash
Subtle as a splinter
Yeah my baby's smooth as sandpaper
Warm just like the winter
screaming "catch me if you can" 
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

Staring at my shoes thinking of something to say
But nothing's better than what silence is saying
When every time I turn around 
she's always looking away
It's just the nature of the game that we're playing

And I think I'm tapping out
I think I'm gonna skip the title bout

Yeah my baby's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm 
just another modern swinger
screaming "catch me if you can" 
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

And shes pretty as a car crash
Subtle as a splinter
Yeah my baby's smooth as sandpaper
Warm just like the winter
screaming "catch me if you can" 
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

And she's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm 
just another modern swinger
screaming "catch me if you can" 
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love