Theory Of A Deadman - The Truth Is I Lied About Everything Ukulele

C
You lied about you, and you lie about me
C
You lie about your ex's and the STDs
C
You grew up rich in the Florida Keys
G                    C
You lie about everything
C
You lie about a baby being on the way
C
You lie to yourself if you think I'll stay
C
It's just a big game I don't wanna play
G                    C
You lie about everything


F
You think you'll get everything you want
G
But you ain't gonna get it from me

F
The truth is...
C
It was all pretend
G                            C
All along I've been sleeping with your best friend
F
The truth is...
C
I really hate your face
G                       C
You were never all that hot in the first place
F                       C
Bad in bed, you suck at givin' head
G                                      C
You've gone and got me thinking I'd be better off dead
F
The truth is...
C
You're f**kin' useless


G
The truth is...
F            G    C
I lied about everything

C
You lie to your folks, say everything's fine
C
What you don't know, rents 2 months behind
C
Tell all your friends that we have a great time
G                    C
You lie about everything
C
You lie when you said your tits are real
C
Well, they're about as fake as the way we feel
C
You're so full of sh*t
C
How can I deal?
G                          C
'Cause you lied about everything


Dm
I don't think we stand a chance
F                          G
Watcha said you can't take back


F
The truth is...
C
It was all pretend
G                            C
All along I've been sleeping with your best friend
F
The truth is...
C
I really hate your face
G                       C
You were never all that hot in the first place
F                       C
Bad in bed, you suck at givin' head
G                                      C
You've gone and got me thinking I'd be better off dead
F
The truth is...
C
You're f**kin' useless


G
The truth is...
F            G    C
I lied about everything



(Solo)


C
You lied about you and I lied about me
C
Now that you know I'm finally free
C
One last thing I'll say that's true
G                             C
I lied when I said "I'm in love with you"


F
The truth is...
C
It was all pretend
G                            C
All along I've been sleeping with your best friend
F
The truth is...
C
I really hate your face
G                       C
You were never all that hot in the first place
F                       C
Your ass is fat and you ain't that smart
G                               C
Every time you talk, you got me falling apart
F
The truth is...
C
You're f**kin' useless


G
The truth is...
F            G    C
I lied about everything



(I lied about everything)


(I lied I lied I lied I lied I lied)