The Midnight Beast - Xxxmas Buddies Ukulele

F
I don't want a lot for Christmas
C/E
There's just one thing I need
F
I don't care about the presents
Fm6/G#
Underneath the Christmas tree
F                      A7(#5)
I just want you for my own
Am                       Fm6/G#
More than you could ever know
F                 A7
Every night I study 
Dm7            Am7(b5)/D
How to get a Christmas
         F  Am  F  G
F*ck Buddy.

F*ck Buddy yeah!



F
I don't want a lot for Christmas

I just wanna girl for free
F
I don't care about the presents
F#M
I just wanna shagging spree

F
I don't need to hang my stocking

I just wanna put my c*ck in
F
Santa Claus won't make me happy
F#
Sorry I dont swing that way




F                      A7
I just want a little tug
Am                       Fm6/G#
Underneath the Christmas Rug
F                 A7
Every night I study,
Dm7            G
How to get a christmas
F  Am  F 		 F#M
F*ck Buddy yeah, and it's you baby


F
I won't ask for much this Christmas

All I ask for starts with blow(Bl*wjob)
F
I'm gonna keep on waiting
F#M
Underneath the mistletoe
F
On my Christmas list I've written, 

All the Girls I want to bed,
F
F#M



F                             A7
 I wanna ride you like a rodeo
Am                  	Fm6/G#
  More than you could ever know
F               A7
Every night i study
Dm7                 G
 How to get a Christmas
F  Am  F  F#M
F*ck buddy, yeah


A7
And when it gets to christmas eve, 
   			Am
And you've got no nookie
A7
How the hell do you think your
				Am
gonna get through the christmas holidays
Fm6/G#					F
You can't sit around like another slacker 
 		A7
 You need someone(Hey!)
			Dm7 	
To Pull your Christmas cracker!!
F#M
Ooooooooh



(just verse chords here)
Hey Stefan, its about this time last year when my dad went off on a co...
(stop music)
Yeah yeah, shut the f*ck up, it's christmas.



F                         A7
I just want a milf and furry		(Unsure about this line)
Am                       Fm6/G#
Come and let me stuff your turkey,
F                 A7
Every Night I study,
     Dm7            Am7(b5)/D      
How to get a Christmas
F  Am  F  F#M
F*ck bUddy, Buddy (Come on Stef, it's finished.)



Well that's all, have fun christmas carrolling ;)