The Handsome Family - Skunks Chords

[Intro]
   N.C.
  &1&2&3 &1&2&3 &1&2&3 &1&2&3
e|-0----|------|------|------|
B|------|-0----|-1----|------|
G|------|------|------|------|
D|------|------|------|------|
A|------|------|------|------|
E|------|------|------|------|
 
Dm | Am | E | Am | Am | Am | Am |
 
[Verse 1]
Dm                Am
Squirrels in the basement
    E            F
Raccoons in the walls
Dm               Am
Centipedes with stingers
    E           F
Do not feed to dogs
 
[Chorus]
C             G
Guaranteed humane
Dm                 Am
Yes, we have live bait
 
[Verse 2]
Dm            Am
Creak in the crawlspace
      E           F
could be deadly snakes
Dm         Am
We always hit for the
E              F
right kind of rate
 
[Chorus]
        C             G
We'll sterilize your yard
          Dm              Am
Run your dogs around the park
C                   G
Now we have rental cars
     Dm              Am
Stop by our cocktail bar
 
[Bridge]
Am   E   C  Dm  F
Call us day or night
 
Dm | E | Am | Am | Am | Am |
 
[Instrumental]
Dm | Am | E  | F  | x2
C  | C  | G  | G  |
Dm | Dm | Am | Am | Am | Am |
 
[Verse 3]
Dm                Am
We'll haul your trees away
E              F
Buy our turf blend
Dm               Am
Stays green for centuries
E           F
Never mow again
 
[Chorus]
        C             G
We'll sterilize your yard
          Dm              Am
Run your cats around the park
C                   G
Now try our rental cars
     Dm              Am
Stop by our sandwich bar
 
[Bridge]
Am   E   C  Dm      F     Dm   E
Call us anytime at night
Am   E   C  Dm  F     Dm   E
Call us day or night
 
[Coda]
 
Am | Am | Am | Am |
 
Am | E  | C  | Dm | F | F | x2
 
Dm | E  | Am
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