WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | The Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon Chords | Ver. 1
A G D x2
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A G D
There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
A G D
But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb
A G D
And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
A G D
He galloped around until hit by a car
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A G D
And sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
A G D
Just to remind myself I'll never fly
A G D
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes
A G D
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
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G D
If my life was as long as the moon's
G D
I'd still be jealous of the sun
G D
If my life lasted only one day
Em G D
I'd still be drunk by noon
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A G D x4
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A G D
And sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer
A G D
At least then I'll get to watch TV all day
A G D
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
A G D
Even if all my questions are taken away
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G D
If my life was as long as the moon's
G D
I'd still be jealous of the sun
G D
If my life lasted only one day
Em G D
I'd still be drunk by noon
Em G D
I'd still be drunk by noon
