The Gourds - Caledonia Tabs

G              C
A little song, a little dance
         D                 G
A little seltzer down your pants
                            C
Lump o gold the size of yer head
         D              G
A little bramble in yer bed
      G        C
Happy day in a boat
        D            G
Trade a heffer for a goat
                    C        D   D7 D6 D
Caledonia where the hell you been


     D             G
Dear friend rub my back
        A              D
'Tis no cadence that I lack
        D             G
Rise in humour and or laughter
      A               D
May a bassoon full of camphor
         D               G
Blow yer britches down today
          A               D
Blow your britches down today
                    G        A    A7  A6  A
Caledonia where the hell you been 


     A             D
Step lively with caprice
            E             A
Through the heavy chested spread
                       D
May the purple painted thief
             E             A
Dance on the harpsichord instead
                      D
Let mine eye state it bluntly
        E               A
No such stuff was in my thoughts
                    D        E    E7  E6  E
Caledonia where the hell you been 


     E             A
Dear friend rub my back
        B              E
'Tis no cadence that I lack
                      A
Rise in humour and or laughter
      B               E
May a bassoon full of camphor
                          A
Blow your britches down today
          B               E
Blow your britches down today
                    A        B   B7  B6  B
Caledonia where the hell you been 


    B               E        F#          B
Caledonia where the hell you been (x4)