Tesla - Signs Ukulele

VERSE 1
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And the sign says long haired freaky people  need not apply
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So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
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He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
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So I took off my cap and said imagine that,  me working for you


CHORUS
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Signs, signs, everywhere signs
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f**kin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
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Do this, don't do that
                               C                   D riff (intro)
Can't you read the sign?

VERSE 2
And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey,  what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,  or to keep mother nature in
If God were here he'd tell it to your face,  man you're some kind of sinner

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BRIDGE--        D/ --(RUN) --E/F#/G
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And say now mister can't you read
           G                            D
 you gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
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you can't watch,  no you cant eat
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you aint supposed to be here


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And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside

solo
(over chorus progression)

VERSE3
And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
And they passed the plate at the end of it all
and I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own f**kin' sign
It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine

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