Tenacious D - Jesus Ranch Ukulele

Tenacious D
Jesus Ranch

Important Notice: This is not my work, i am merely spreading it because its 100%
completly accurate! I am so sure of this, if u do PROVE me(well Leebop) to be
wrong, you may personaly kick my **ck.
I PRY HE DOESNT MIND- Tommy H

Bm - (X24432)
A  - (X02220)
E  - (022100)
F# - (244322)

Here is some variations (hammerons and pulloffs) to the chords in
the beginning.
  Bm       A            E           F#
|-----2----------------------------------------|
|-----2h3-------2h3p2--2---------0-0-----2-2-2-|
|-----4---4-----2----2-2-----0h1-1-1-----3-3-3-|
|-----4---4-----2----2-2-----2---2-2-----4-4-4-|
|-2-2-------0-0--------------2---2-2---4-4-4-4-|
|------------------------0-0---------2---------|

Bm     A         E      F#    Bm      A      E     F#
    It was a big day on Jesus Ranch.  Jesus Ranch
Bm            A             E     F#             Bm   A       E    F#
  He was harvesting a big tomato,  it was in the sand,  all right
D                               A          E
  I?m takin a walk in the woods,  and it's nice outside
Bm
  Smells of sh*t  Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A                     E           F#
 I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I
Bm      A       E        F#
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly fly
Bm     A         E      F#    Bm     A      E     F#
    It was a big day on Jesus Ranch   Jesus Ranch    Jesus
Bm          A                   E
  I fell in love with a baked potato
F#                         Bm         A         E
  That?s when i started to dance yeah   in France
D                                   A         E
I'm takin a walk in the woods  f**k yeah It?s nice very, very
Bm
nice. Smells of sh*t  Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A                     E           F#
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom   and I
Bm      A       E        F#
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly fly
Bm      A       E        F#
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly I?m
Bm
Gooooooooooooooone

 Bm           A                 E                 F#
|-7-10-10-10-10-7-10^-7---7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-10-7---12^--10-|
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Bm             A       E                  F#         Bm
Ah fricka dooo gadooo  Ricka dicka deudoo     raregadong
A            E      F#
    Geegone agagon     yeah

Bm   A    E    F#

|--------7-|
|------7---|
|----7-----|
|-11-------|
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