Tenacious D - 39 Ukulele

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                             39 - Tenacious D
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Intro:
 

F(x2)  -  F(x2)  -  F(x2)  -  G(x2)


F
She's 39 but she still looks young

F
Not very young, but a lot of fun

F                          G
She's my 39th lady, in the sun


F
49 and I'm feeling fine

F
In the sun, it's a lot of fun

G                  F                    F
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on


Dm                       G
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight

F                            Am
I think about her every damn night

Dm              F                         F
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me


F
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine

F                                 G
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more

F                   F


   Am
Oh!

                F
Don't you call her a whore

F
I'll f**kin' tear your esophagus out

Am                    F
She's sweet and she's getting old

          G
And she's mine, to have and to hold



F
She needs a dentist appointment quick

F
I pay for it and she sucka my dick

G                        F                     F
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus


F
I stick the finger in it!

Dm                  G
Then I f**kin' didariddly doo

Am                F           F
And I f**kin' gots to spew

             G                       F
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe

F
Get me a tissue


F
Chardonnay in the setting sun

F
She's 39, but she's number one

G                       F
Get the apartment just right 

F
she's comin' over tonight



Am                F
I like it cause I don't feel scared

Am       G
She's 39, I'm in my underwear

                F
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway

                           F
She's knockin' on my door!


F
I open the door

F
There she is, not too bad, good enough

G                F                   F
39 year-old lady, young enough for me


Dm                         G                   F
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me

Dm                      G                    Am
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me

F            G              F
Mature woman, she's my lady


F              F
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah

F                                   G
She ain't gonna be f**kin' around with no other guys

F                                                F
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady

F
Special lady



F                  F     
We can see a f**kin' movie

         G         F                F
And agree it's a total piece of sh*t

F                 F
Comfortable shoes, never loose

G              F                      F
We can f**kin' talk about some things


Dm               G             F
She don't need no diamond rings

Dm          G   
She don't need no 

              F
Diamond rings