o chris, he is a human bum pube
He sprouted out into are lives and in his dads bum at an early age of 6.
Ever since then, he amuses himself by seducing his hepplefat and eating recycled Jewish foreskin scrapings
o chris may the lord bless you, your fellow bum pube and your fat, piece of *** dog
your gay, everyone hates you and wishes you get hit by a planet sized *** nugget
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Chris the bum pube once ventured into the bum, but got farted out again. we wish chris to get well soon after this traumatic experience.
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Chrises dad wants him to get out of his arse and be a pube in someone elses.
Suck on that you fag