Stephen Lynch - When Youre Not Home Ukulele

This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I 
you have as much fun with this song as I have :D


    F                            F          C
You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
     F                    F     C
The company wants you to fly to LA
        F                    F         C
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
 F          C    F
What will i do today
F            C      F (This one is picked)
Today while you're away

I will...
F
Sniff all your underwear
C             F
Dress in your clothes
F                           C    F
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
F
I know it's not easy
C           F
To leave me alone
F
But it's more fun
C               F
When you're not home
F                  C               F
Yeah it's more fun when you're not home

I will
F
use all your tampons
C         F
Soil your pajamas.
F
Make obscene phone calls
C               F
to both of your grandmas

F                       C        F
I know it's not easy to leave me alone.
F                 C               F
But it's more fun when you're not home

F                 C               F
Yeah its more fun when you're not home