Stephen Lynch - Then She Farted Ukulele

Then She Farted
By Stephen Lynch

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I made love you all night long
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Then I got up to write you a song
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I watched you sleepin, I feel in love, you must have been sent from heaven above
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Don't think you could never do no wrong...then you farted
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Oh girl you farted
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First I thought that it was kinda cute
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I surpressed a smile when I heard your girl poot
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Then the smell came wafting by, brought a little tear drop to my eye,
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I think I'll go sleep out on the couch...'cause you farted.
Dm                                              G
You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, make the paint peel of the wall
Dm                                                G
I won't sleep under them covers no more since the hot winds blew from out your 
            Gsus          G
backdoor.
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Baby, it sure has been a gas
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But I can't live life a-fearin of your ass
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So I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill
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Move back to my house at the top of the hill,
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Well boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you farted.




He does a bunch of hammers when he plays the G chord, i think he's just hammering
the B on the A string. He also plays D2 pretty occassionally after playing the D.
This is my first tab, so enjoy it...

Drew